OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES

when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes.

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SETUP

breakout success

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IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...

gladitorial rules

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PUNCHLINE

a cruel answer

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A young girl plays a song

For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

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SOUND CHECK

everything is normal

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THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER

local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

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I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE

okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

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IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME

nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

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FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS

no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

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Be nice.

Be NICE.

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MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

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A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW

Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

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SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE?

honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

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THE STUFF HAVER

look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

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WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON

this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design

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LET'S GO FOR SIX

you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

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I am so proud of you!

though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!

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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT

combo unbreaker

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ARCADE FLAWLESS

people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

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DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN

You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

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I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS

You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

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CRITICAL BASS THEORY

YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

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I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game

there are actually many rhythm games

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:(

this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

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OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.

it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

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AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED

if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

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ONE MORE BEGINNING

lost family found

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ONE VERY FULL COMBO

technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

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ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS

until next time.

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STAR...t

You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

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IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME

"'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

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[white label]

remarked

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I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS

okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

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WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN

sewer? i hardly kn

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Yes, there's release timing.

Sorry.

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AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE

past the morning every day

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please change your offset

either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

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ROPE BURN

This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

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STALLING.

I thought I'd think she'd be taller.

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DEAD BALL

Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

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