Reject Humanity • Assimilate into Simulation ○ Watch Cards Race

Awarded for collecting all other trophies, etc etc. You know the drill. Thanks for playing (err, simulating?) the game!

2023-11-07
00:33:44

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Lucky Ace

Guess correctly for the first time.

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00:33:40

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Ace+Deuce

Guess correctly 3 times.

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00:33:36

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Card Racing Fiend

Guess correctly 5 times.

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00:33:32

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Observant Racer

Guess correctly 7 times.

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00:33:28

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Master Clairvoyant

Guess correctly 10 times.

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00:33:24

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The House Wins

Observe a round end with no winner.

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00:33:20

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Scalie Slithery Sea Serpent

Guess correctly with the snake in a boat whom you may remember from his time hiding behind a mountain for five minutes at a time.

2023-11-07
00:33:16

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Furry Flight of Fancy

Guess correctly with the feathery dragon who may or may not be on his third round of asset re-use.

2023-11-07
00:33:12

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Charging Bear... Otter... Thing.

Guess correctly with the otterbear who rode a dragon into battle to save the world from a tyrannical wizard/father-in-law. Wait, what happened to this one?

2023-11-07
00:33:08

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Ritualistic Home Run

Guess correctly with the angelically possessed baseball who's probably on a watchlist somewhere.

2023-11-07
00:33:04

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Around the Globe

See every racer win in a single game session (does not include "the house").

2023-11-07
00:33:00

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Beginner's Luck

Guess correctly twice in a row in a single game session.

2023-11-07
00:32:56

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Oh Baby a Triple

Guess correctly 3 times in a row in a single game session.

2023-11-07
00:32:52

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Flip 'Em Over

Move a total of 25 spaces

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00:32:48

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Keep It Going

Move a total of 50 spaces

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00:32:44

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The Race is On!

Move a total of 75 spaces

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00:32:40

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Half Dozen... Tens... ish

Move a total of 125 spaces

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00:32:36

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Bicentennial

Move a total of 200 spaces

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00:32:32

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Insert Creative Name Here

Move a total of 325 spaces

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00:32:28

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You're Still Going Huh?

Move a total of 420 spaces

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00:32:24

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Most of the Way There

Move a total of 525 spaces

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00:32:20

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I Hope You're Using Auto Draw Feature

Move a total of 600 spaces

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00:32:16

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Please Don't Mash Me Like a Jar of an Egg-Based Delicacy

Move a total of 700 spaces

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00:32:12

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Welp, I'm Glad That's Over With

Move a total of 777 spaces.

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00:32:08

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