King of Hazard Land!

Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

2013-09-20
07:59:58

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It's HAZARD TIME!

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

2013-05-06
22:37:26

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Take 5.

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

2013-05-09
17:25:39

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Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

2013-05-12
12:13:52

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Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

2013-05-15
07:02:05

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Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

2013-05-18
01:50:18

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Feeling Punchy

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

2013-05-20
20:38:31

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Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

2013-05-23
15:26:44

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Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

2013-05-26
10:14:57

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Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

2013-05-29
05:03:10

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Better Than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

2013-05-31
23:51:22

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Plink

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

2013-06-03
18:39:35

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Pull!

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

2013-06-06
13:27:48

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Auto Dealer

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

2013-06-09
08:16:01

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Russian Attack

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

2013-06-12
03:04:14

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Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

2013-06-14
21:52:27

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Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

2013-06-17
16:40:40

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Second Amendment

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

2013-06-20
11:28:53

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Say "No" to Pots

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

2013-06-23
06:17:06

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Fire Hazard

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

2013-06-26
01:05:19

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Uncovered

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

2013-06-28
19:53:31

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Boom

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

2013-07-01
14:41:44

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No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

2013-07-04
09:29:57

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Maxx Karnage

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

2013-07-07
04:18:10

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Shield Master

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

2013-07-09
23:06:23

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Just a Flesh Wound

Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

2013-07-12
17:54:36

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Hazard Avoider

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

2013-07-15
12:42:49

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Pseudo-Hazard

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

2013-07-18
07:31:02

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Hazard Master

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

2013-07-21
02:19:15

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Multiplayer Master!

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

2013-07-23
21:07:28

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...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

2013-07-26
15:55:40

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Disco is Dead

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

2013-07-29
10:43:53

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Stung

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

2013-08-01
05:32:06

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Head Cheese

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

2013-08-04
00:20:19

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Meat Your Maker

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

2013-08-06
19:08:32

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Draw

Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

2013-08-09
13:56:45

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Bedlam Basher

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

2013-08-12
08:44:58

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Dances With Guns

Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

2013-08-15
03:33:11

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Russian to the Finish

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

2013-08-17
22:21:24

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Deja-Vu

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

2013-08-20
17:09:37

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Death Hazard

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

2013-08-23
11:57:49

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Housing Crisis

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

2013-08-26
06:46:02

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Pure Energy

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

2013-08-29
01:34:15

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Well, I Heard Them Scream

Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

2013-08-31
20:22:28

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Tramm Ride

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

2013-09-03
15:10:41

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Your Turn

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

2013-09-06
09:58:54

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Talk!

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

2013-09-09
04:47:07

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Deja-Vu (All Over Again)

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

2013-09-11
23:35:20

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Observe the Grenade

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"

2013-09-14
18:23:33

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Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"

2013-09-17
13:11:46

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Meet Quentin.

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

2013-09-20
07:59:58

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